Urinal Etiquette Refresher Training

Due to recent events which are best described as creepy, I believe it's time that guys everywhere reviewed the rules for urinal selection:

http://www.icbe.org/general-urinal-etiquette/

To summarize, every effort should be made to preserve a one urinal buffer zone at all times... That goes for you, elderly Asian businessmen (yes, that's plural) who insist on skipping the half dozen empty urinals in order to cozy up right next to me!